Golf One Liners

Golf One Liners

This is the second instalment to follow on from a previous article called Golf Jokes One Liners, this instalment covers a lot more golf one liners from famous Golfing Greats to Presidents over the years, I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

Lee Trevino – Golf isn’t just my business, it’s my hobby

Ben Hogan – Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf 

Arnold Palmer – Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important

Dan Jenkins – There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them

Bernhard Langer – You know why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it’s a great game

Dan Jenkins – The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting

Harvey Penick – Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have Golf One Liners - Ronald Reagan

Johnny Miller – In golf, ‘close’ is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon

Ted Ray – Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover I can’t play it

Paul Gallico – If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out

Horace G. Hutchinson – If profanity had no influence on the flight of the golf ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is

Gardner Dickinson – They golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that

Phyllis Diller – The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing

Martha Beckham – Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one

Pete Dye – The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top

Gerald Ford – I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose

Harry Vardon – Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty

Bobby Jones – You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

Henry Cotton – Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300 yard drive

Craig Stadler – Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well

Gary Player – You must work very hard to become a natural golfer

Bernhard Langer – Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision

Mark McCumber – Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept you can’t always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot

Dave Stockton – When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf

Bob Rotella – Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should

Jack Nicklaus – Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game

Sam Snead – Off all the hazards, fear is the worst

Bobby Jones – Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

Dave Marr – Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag and squinty eyes

Bob Hope – I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead

Ben Hogan – Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management Golf One Liners - Ben Hogan and Pane of Glass

Bonny Locke – Among golfers the putter is usually known as the payoff club and how right that is! Putting in fact is a game in itself

Jason Day – Golf is so selfish – it’s so much about how do we get better and get to the next level

Tom Watson – The golf swing is a violent swing. You twist, and your spine is under continual stress when you’re making a golf swing. Your neck, your spine, your knees, everything

Jack Nicklaus – professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best

Fred Funk – I still feel like I’m learning a lot about the golf game and the swing. There are so many different little facets of golf that there is always something to learn

Angel Cabrera – Golf gives and takes. So yeah, sometimes you make those putts, sometimes you just miss them. But that’s golf

Matt Kuchar – Golf has always been a game where you have to control both ends of the club

Ernie Els – Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf

Tom Kite – Discipline and concentration are a matter of being interested

Arnold Palmer – Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you

Jack Nicklaus – resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

Arnold Palmer – Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience

Sam Snead – Forget your opponents, always play against par

Bubba Watson – It’s about hitting the ball in the centre of the club face and hitting it hard

Sergio Garcia – I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself

And finally an old Irish saying – Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf

As always if you have any comments or feedback on this article golf one liners please do not hesitate to drop me a message or email me, I will be glad to respond to all of your questions.

Here is a link to the previous article about golf jokes one-liners – CLICK HERE to read the article.

Happy Golfing as Always.

Michael Baker
Bogeys to Birdies

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